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i need a smartass comment for someone who said all aborad the chocolate express…
allie
15 Nov 09 at 10:58 am
Does this have anything to do with potty training? Coprophagia? Stopped up toilets?
Or does it mean real chocolate, made from cocoa beans, that is best eaten as chocolate truffles accompanied by a nice red wine?
I need more info.
The Smartass
16 Nov 09 at 1:58 am