I’ve just realized that if I don’t write something daily, I start turning into a nice person. This will never do. My acerbic nature requires daily maintenance.

Any topics, questions, or your own random thoughts can be emailed to me [TheSmartass (at) askthesmartass (dot com)] and I’ll post them (and probably comment on them). Please. I need your help. Down with niceness!

Thank you.

The Smartass

PS: I would post an appropriately smartassed picture, but I’m too tired to look for one.